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17 Funny Valentine Gifts Your Boyfriend Will Appreciate (+2 to Avoid)

Looking for something a little light hearted for your boyfriend this Valentine’s Day? Maybe your relationship is new and you don’t want something too lovey dovey. Or maybe he’s simply a funny guy. We searched hundreds of funny gift ideas and identified 17 top picks that are sure to give him a chuckle (and you a kiss!).

Funny Couples Mug
Enjoy bonding together over morning coffee with these funny, romantic coffee mugs that says “I like her butt, I like his beard.” It’s your daily reminder that you love each other. Well packaged in a box for stress free gifting.
'Never Find Your Body' Card
This hilarious card reads ‘They Will Never Find Your Body’ and opens up to say ‘As Hot As I Do…be my Valentine or else!” It gets a great reaction. According to one buyer of this card, “I used it and it worked wonders.”
Burrito Blanket
Love your boyfriend so much you want to eat him up? Make him look appetizing in this creative burrito blanket, made from 80 inches of cozy lint-free flannel. If burritos aren’t your thing, try the pizza version.
Valentines Cupid Lego Dog
Does your boyfriend love dogs and have a fond memory of Lego building? A great way to show him how much you care in a funny and unexpected way. Great for that nerdy boyfriend who doesn’t want the standard stuff.
Property Of Boxer Brief Underwear
Will you be mine?
With this gift, there’s doubt. He’s guaranteed to laugh out loud when opening these. These customization briefs allow you to print your name on them. As he heads of to school or work, you’ll know he’s keeping you close.
Knock Knock What I Love About You Fill Journal
Let your creative juice flow with this fill-in-yourself “love journal” with pages such as “you deserve the [fill in the blank] award. Sure to bring out lots of laughs. A very popular item, this little book wins rave reviews from buyers.
Hollabears Shawty U Fine As Sh** Bear
Perfect for new relationships, this laugh-out-loud Hollabear is sure to elicit a funny reaction from your boyfriend. Unlike many bears for sale at the drugstore, he’s made from high quality material that feels like a blanket.
I Love Sleeping...and You
Turn a mundane bed into a cute and funny love message with these pillow cases declaring your love of sleep…and him. With 300 thread count, they’re comfy as well.
6 Ways I Love You
A great DIY gift idea. Pick out his favorite beer and put it in this fun Valentine’s-themed case. Whether Bud Light or special craft beer, this is a gift he’ll love you for.
You're So Lucky I Swiped Right
If you happened to met your boyfriend on Tinder, look no further than this cheeky mug. Remind him every morning how lucky he is.
Even when you're 50 and still playing video games...
Is your boyfriend a gaming geek? Show him how much you care with this laugh-out-loud mug that reads “even when you’re 50 and still playing video games, I’ll love you.” If you’re looking for similar ideas, check out our Valentine’s list for geeky guys.
I Had No Idea What to Get You...
If you’re really at a loss, consider this card which reads “I had know idea what to get you…I mean, you already have me.”
I Hate...You Mug
Give him a good chuckle with this mug that might raise alarm bells upon initial glance, but really says the opposite of what it seems. Between “I hate” and “you” it says “every minute I’m without.” Add some chocolates and a card and it makes a cute gift.
Romantic Toilet Paper
Show your unconditional love with this funny roll of toilet paper that’s printed with “I love you from top to bottom.”
Sweet Kiss Piggies Keychain
Have a magnetic touch with your boyfriend? These cute pig key chains will only make that stronger. They’re great quality and come in a nice red gift box. He’ll get a kick of out of this funny, cute gift idea.
Titanic Kittens Car Air Freshener
Hanging this funny air freshener in the car or home will remind your boyfriend that whatever disaster may come, you’re always together. Meow!
Weird Pillowcase Set
Are you guys a little weird, like in a good way? Show him how much you appreciate his weirdness with these cute couples pillows.

What should you avoid giving your boyfriend on Valentine’s day?

1. Anything to “help” him. Such as weight loss-related gifts or other ideas that imply he’s not good enough.
2. Scrap book of memories. If he’s still your boyfriend, it’s too soon for this. Don’t freak him out.

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