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24 Best Weird Gag Gift Ideas for Christmas 2019

Looking for something funny, silly or all-out wild? You’ve come to the right place. We researched hundreds of good gag gift ideas and narrowed them down to 24 rave-worthy picks for that crazy guy or gal in your life. These ideas make great dirty Santa and white elephant gag ideas, as well as fun stocking stuffers.

Unicorn Meat
This adorable little can of unicorn meat is a treat that’s sure hit the spot. Claiming magic in every bite, it will lead to sparkles of joy. Insert your own filler inside. The maker claims only the finest unicorns from Tibet and Nepal.
Tortilla Blanket
Turn your loved ones into a tortilla wrap with this creative tortilla-shaped blanket. Just pass on the black beans and sour cream.
Yodeling Christmas Pickle Ornament
In Germany there is a practice of hiding a pickle in the tree. The child who finds it enjoys a year of good fortune. But there’s no hiding from this yodeling pickle! He has a motion sensor that activates a hilarious yodeling routine.
Toilet Coffee Mug
This wildly popular mug by BigMouth Inc is the perfect way to enjoy a Christmas morning cup of hot, ummmm, chocolate. Makes a great year-round coffee mug, adding a little humor to each morning.
Dehydrated Water
This 100% organic, low-sodium and BPA free can of dehydrated water is just what your friend or family member is hoping for. Just add water and enjoy! If you’re not happy with your dehydrated water, you’re protected by a 30-day return policy.
Trump Toilet Brush
Scrub your toilet bowl with residual fake tan spray and orange hair. We hear it works miracles.
Flying Butterfly Prank
Wind up this butterfly and place it in a card or inside a book. When your recipient opens it, it will fly out giving him or her quite a reaction! A fun gift to give when a group will be watching and cameras are at hand.
Weener Kleener Soap
A practical gag gift for the shower, this weener cleaner will keep him nice and fresh.
Dill Dough
Help her relieve some stress with this pickle-scented “dill dough” she can play with. Think of it as Silly Putty for adults. The perfect size for a stocking stuffer.
I Could Pee on This
Any cat lover with a sense of humor won’t be able to resist this hilarious collection of poems. ‘I Could Pee On This’ is packed full of cheeky poems written from a cat’s perspective. They brilliantly sum up the craziness of cats, such as ‘This is my chair’ and ‘Who is that in your lap?’. Perfect for an entertaining gift at Christmas or on any special occasion.
Trump Toilet Roll Talker
Make toilet time into a gag with this ridiculously funny Trump toilet roll talker. Omitting one of eight of Trump’s most famous sayings when you pull on the toilet roll, this is a prank that will have anyone in stitches regardless of who they support.
Crap Taxidermy
An unexpected idea to be sure, this Crap Taxidermy book features examples of poorly done stuffed creatures. From a lion with severe gum recession to a creepy kitten with wings, this gift will be met with shock — that is until the hilarity ensues.

Prank Pack iDrive
Add a touch of novelty to your gift-giving with this clever iDrive prank gift box. Your receiver will be in disbelief when they see the ridiculous iDrive packaging, bringing confusion and then eventual hilarity when they open it to reveal your real gift inside.

Bathe and Brew Prank Pack
Give your gift box a unique and hilarious twist with the ‘Bathe & Brew’ prank pack. The bizarreness of the ‘Bathe & Brew’ device is bound to entertain, with convincing marketing images on the outside! Your real gift waiting inside, this is a classic gag that will add some light-hearted entertainment to your gift-giving.

Earwax Candle Prank Pack
Creating candles from your earwax- sounds plausible enough right? Pack your real gift inside ‘Emma Dean’s Earwax Candle Kit’ and just wait for the laughter as you give it to your unsuspecting receiver. A fantastic way to brighten up your gift-giving.

Dirty-talking Gingerbread Man Ornament
With four dirty and naughty quotes, this is an ideal gift for any adult with a naughty side. This classic gingerbread man has had a risqué little twist and is all ready to go with batteries included. A perfect stocking stuffer or Christmas-time gift, best kept out of the hands of children.

Squatting Garden Gnome
The classic garden gnome has had a cheeky re-work that will leave people in stiches- this little guy makes his own rules. A perfect size for the garden, home or office, here is a prank item everybody will be able to appreciate.

Swear Word Color-in Book
A follow-up to the wildly-successful ‘Screw You, I’m Coloring’ book, this book is designed to make you laugh, rest and relax. An ideal gift or investment for your relaxation, you will be amazed at the joys brought by coloring in the naughty words and expressions.

50 Shades of Chicken Parody
A novel yet functional prank gift, ’50 Shades of Chicken’ is an entertainingly accurate parody of the classic novel. Filled with plenty of innuendos and 50 delectable recipes, this is an ideal gift to a fan of the original or any amateur chef with a sense of humor.

Novelty Wine Stopper
Stop any bottle with Constipated John, a hilarious gift for alcohol drinkers and chefs alike-taking away some of the serious side of constipation! The patented design is complete with lifetime warranty, guaranteed to bring laughs for life.

Trump Hair Bag
If you’re looking for a gag gift anybody will appreciate, look no further than this bag of Trump hair. The banana-flavored cotton candy is all-natural and bound to brighten up the day of anyone, young or old with 3oz of delectable Trump Hair.

Bag of Unicorn Farts
What could be more delicious than a bag of unicorn farts? With 3oz of irresistible cotton candy, this is a gift that will put a smile on your friend’s face before they’ve even tried it. From granddaughters to uncles, here’s a gag gift you can brighten up anybody’s day with.

Lion Mane Cat Costume
Your cat will never look more adorable than when it’s wearing this lion mane costume. Fitting cats or small dogs up to 35cm in neck diameter, give this truly unique gift to someone with an eye for cute creatures or dress up your own kitty. Love lions? Check out our lion-themed gift ideas.

Farting Animals Coloring Book
Not your typical adult coloring book, this paperback features all sorts of animals letting loose a little gas. A hilarious idea for that fart joke kind of guy or gal.